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Grandpa Joe
Written by: Nick Jaindl and Justin Dowling


Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
died smokin' pot in the middle of the snow.
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
he died of cancer and we didn't even know.
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
people always said "He was a hoe."
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
now he is six feet deep, below the snow.

Grandma Hife was a house wife,
know matter what we said she always hatted mice.
Grandma Hife was a house wife,
When she disagreed she would always say "AFE!!"
Grandma Hife was a house wife,
she loved to through a realy huge knife.
Grandma Hife was a house wife,
she was really glad she had her life! Unlike ...

Gandpa Joe who was an Eskimo
He died smokin pot in the middle of the snow.
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
he died of cancer and we didn't even know.
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
people always said "He was a hoe."
Grandpa Joe was an Eskimo,
now he is six feet deep, below the snow.



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